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FAQ

 

  • Q:  Can I use this if I have a different brand of smart watch?  
    A:  Right now we just make it for the Apple Watch. More watches coming soon.

  • Q:  I have an early generation Apple Watch. Will it fit?  
    A:  Yes. LOSS-PROOF straps fit every generation of Apple Watch ever made. Just make sure you purchase the right one (38-41mm or 42-49mm).

  • Q:  Do I have to take the watch off the strap to charge it?  
    A:  Nope. You can either stick the little round charger disc right to the watch through the hole in the strap, or peel-back the velcro adjustment strap and lay it flat on any charger.

  • Q:  If the hardware is stainless steel, how can you make it black?  
    A:  We use a nasty stinky chemical to do it. Everyone seems to have reasons to leave work early the days we blacken hardware.

  • Q:  What is Biothane, and why did you decide to use it for this product?  A:  It's a crazy strong coated webbing made right here in Ohio. It's super strong and resistant to most things. It's perfect for our purposes and never seems to wear out.

  • Q:  Will you reimburse me for my watch if it gets lost while I'm wearing this strap?  
    A:  Uhhhhh, no. Imagine if we did. Anytime somebody wanted to upgrade or wanted a new watch, all they would do is buy a LOSS-PROOF® and claim that their watch fell off so we'd buy them a new one. Our business would be done in one day. LOSS-PROOF® won't break or fall off.
  • Q:  Is it bulletproof?  
    A:  No.
  • Q:  Is it vegan? 
    A:  Yes, but we don't recommend eating it.

  • Q:  Will it help to solve global warming?  
    A:  Yes, if you wear it while riding your bike to work.

  • Q:  Will it get me laid?  
    A:  Not sure, but if you do manage to get laid, it won't come off your wrist while you're doing it.

  • Q:  What if my dog eats it?  
    A:  You should get a smarter dog.

  • Q:  Do you exploit child labor to make these?  
    A:  No. We tried, but all our kids wanted to do was play video games and eat ice cream. It was not a good business decision.

  • Q:  Will it cause cancer in the State of California?  
    A:  Only if you smoke while wearing it.

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